I spent the yesterday with my best friend’s husband their daughter, age 3. And Siri basically dictated all of our conversation, in her own crazy way.

I want to keep a record of this. I’ll show Kaya bear when she’s older.

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The following is Siri’s take on my afternoon with the kiddo. It’s like artistic word vomit. Poetry, even. I’m unsure where the emoji at the end came from. Was it from Siri because now I’m scared!

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Siri what’s my name? My name starts with an auntie auntie. Dinosaur oh yeah we gotta stop playing nice isn’t playing on for too long. Yeah I got a new fire TV and a good watching it. Take a break from electronics

hi hi Dino, how do you want to play with me this morning, I want to play a video game instead what’s your favorite color? Do you like pink she likes my bracelet are those a presentation? She’s a color which is your favorite color OK all of them what’s the color with you?

Oh don’t spill it in the lunch holder how’s your just calls good Insta lessons a week ago for the first time I forget is there a disco season or is it just like your room? There’s a like a professional tour and that’s like April to September or Something last month yeah but I play around what where do you play breakfast first and then we’ll play in the in the winter you play in the grass you can yeah you’re playing in the winter disco what is the difference between that and frisbee? Wow because Brady was copyrighted by Lambo and then hello no you have to finish your very careful than you

Siri do you want another by Honey play favorite book why don’t I read it while you eat OK so the witch who changed her ways I’ll beat them at one page for every one you’re a big girl lots of cereal cereal I want to eat wish love Halloween in Chicago as she put on her ugliest dress neighborhood with trick-or-treaters, coming down behind the tree and waited watching you so when children, King near civil jumped out is what a meat which costume one of the children tag with a smile do you wanna join us as we go? Trick-or-treating asked another cinnamon is drinking want you to see wanna see you good girl OK so since the children weren’t scared, Sybil decided to go with them and get the family at the first house a big scare with the door open so when the door opens civil screen turn screen, good girl she’s watching it now in the book around so they can watch you cute wish to the lady at the door you should get a prize for that costume and all the other children.

There’s three of them right here three spoonfuls one too OK so simple decided to go on with the trip by trick-or-treaters to the next house when she would give them a scare when the door opened, Sybil gave a loud and everybody just laughed because she wasn’t scary. Do you have a wonderful cost you said the lady of the house chocolate and marshmallows never tasted hot chocolate before it was much better than which soup is better than the cereal all right OK so there’s three of them here I think so give me three big spoonfuls job OK so we get to the third house try to small scare because she’s beginning to enjoy trick-or-treating door open Bill everyone like that why don’t y’all come in and join our Halloween party at the Halloween party? Yeah all right so evil in the children bob for apples in a popcorn balls at a time.

What do you think Apple Apple Apple tomato soup which is watching you eat, so can you count how many are in this page one that means for spoonfuls that one set one OK finally it was time to go home, good night to her new friends and she ran to the place where she hid in her room and then being a wicked witch and the food is more fun and the food is much better. I can’t wait till next Halloween when I go trick-or-treating that’s how the wicked witch became a good witch, who like to attend Halloween parties and watch girls eat their cereal cereal show me how to eat show me how to eat your biggest spoon🙂