Let’s play a balance game. The object of this game is to get through as many life tasks as you can: ranging from menially throwing away your trash, to buying a house, to making peace with your inner soul, and even getting married. The catch is, you must strive for all this, all while wreaking havoc on everything that is balanced in your life.

If you somehow achieve the life tasks while being off-kilter, you win. The more imbalanced you are and the harder life task is, the higher your place on the roster board.

Is it possible? Go and see.

Be as unbalanced as is physically and emotionally possible (without going to jail). The point is: live an unbalanced life as you move toward your goals. Let’s if you can make it work.

This is just a (poor taste) social experiment. Don’t do it for more than a month. Even a month sounds bad.

Go ahead, eat too much. Boycott sleep completely. Throw yourself into work without a single day off or daresay, vacation. That, or stay in bed all day. Stop eating. Call off as many times is as is legal. The point is: dive into any extreme whirlwind headfirst.

We all play games. One common imbalanced ‘winner’ is ‘The political science major who threw away his young adulthood to get into law ends up married and with a huge house.’ He threw himself into an unbalanced work life and still “won.” Now he’s on lexapro. That’s his prize.

It’s not a game. Let’s not play this game. I was playing mind games and pulling your leg.

Go, strive for balance. Just go. Bye now. Namaste